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A Letter from a S/W Professional to his girl friend:
> =====================================
> Sweetheart, I've seen you yesterday while surfing on
> local train
> platform and realised that you are the only site I
> was browsing for.
> For long time,I've been lonely,this has been the bug
> in my life and you
> can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just
> uncompiled program
> without you which never produces an executable code
> and hence is
> useless.
>
> You are not only beautiful by face but all your
> ActiveX controls are
> attractive as well.Your smile is so delightful which
> encourages me and
> gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes
> processing power.
> When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all
> my program modules
> are running smoothly and giving expected results.
> /* which I never experienced before */.
>
> With this letter,I just want to convey you that, if
> we are linked
> together,I'll provide you all objects & libraries
> necessary for human
> being to live a error free life. Also don't bother
> about the firewall
> which may be created by our parents as I've strong
> hacking capabilities
> by which I'll ultimately break their security
> passwords and make them
> agree for our marriage.
> I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to
> your database so
> that my connect script will fail. And its all
> certain that if this
> happened to me,my system will crash beyond recovery.
> Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me
> all privileges of your
> inbox.
> ---A Software Professional
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