| 제목 | Technical Love Letter | 2000년 01월 01일 |
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A Letter from a S/W Professional to his girl friend: > ===================================== > Sweetheart, I've seen you yesterday while surfing on > local train > platform and realised that you are the only site I > was browsing for. > For long time,I've been lonely,this has been the bug > in my life and you > can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just > uncompiled program > without you which never produces an executable code > and hence is > useless. > > You are not only beautiful by face but all your > ActiveX controls are > attractive as well.Your smile is so delightful which > encourages me and > gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes > processing power. > When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all > my program modules > are running smoothly and giving expected results. > /* which I never experienced before */. > > With this letter,I just want to convey you that, if > we are linked > together,I'll provide you all objects & libraries > necessary for human > being to live a error free life. Also don't bother > about the firewall > which may be created by our parents as I've strong > hacking capabilities > by which I'll ultimately break their security > passwords and make them > agree for our marriage. > I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to > your database so > that my connect script will fail. And its all > certain that if this > happened to me,my system will crash beyond recovery. > Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me > all privileges of your > inbox. > ---A Software Professional |
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